[Review] Sportsheets Rouge Collar

The Rouge collar is very cute and I love that it is vegan-friendly. I am very disappointed however that it just didn’t fit me. If it had a few more snaps, it might just have worked!

PROSVegan-Friendly, Comfortable

CONSOne size fits ‘most’

The Rouge Collar is one of three vegan-friendly BDSM sets by Sportsheets. The other sets come in Noir (black) and Blush (pink). The Rouge collar comes in red. Unfortunately, the other two collars have been discontinued. 


The collar is made from red faux-leather otherwise known as Polyethylene. it is 19 inches in length with a width of 1 1/4″. It is a little wider than other collars I have worn that have a width of 0.75. It has a snap closure in the back instead of a buckle. I would think snaps would be perfect for those who are just beginning BDSM play or those who find a buckle to be a bit too ‘locked in’. Snaps would allow for quick release in the case of an emergency. On the front of the collar is a D-ring, where bondage restraints or a leash could be clipped to. 

The lining of the collar was very soft and comfortable, I’m not entirely sure what it is made out of but it had the texture and feeling of felt. Both the outer faux-leather and inner lining are stitched together with black thread and there are no visible or loose threads, showing very well craftsmanship and attention to detail. 

Unfortunately, this is a ‘one size fits most’ collar and has no sizing information. So if you have a very thin neck like I do, the collar is going to look very ridiculous. If you’re savvy enough, you could probably add more snaps to make it a more snug fit. 

Care and Feeding 

Polyethylene is a water resistant durable material with a high tensile strength and high resistance to tear, so to clean, you can wash it in warm water with a mild detergent-free soap and a soft cloth. Before storing, make sure it is completely dry. You can store the Rouge Collar in a drawer either snapped or unsnapped. I wouldn’t recommend hiding it in a bag as it may lose its shape. 

Packaging 

The Packaging is very simple. The collar is snapped onto a cardboard insert, just unsnap and slide the collar through the two notches to remove. The packaging is recyclable, so if you have the proper facilities to do so, please recycle! The cardboard insert is fairly discreet as it just says it was made cruelty-free with no animal products used. The collar however is in plain sight so someone is bound to know what this is. 

OVERALL VERDICT: 4 out of 5 paws

[Review] Original Butterfly Kiss

My overall impression of The Butterfly Kiss is it is a great toy for those just starting out but it’s just a bit too on the small side for me to enjoy. If it was just a little bit longer in the length of the g-spotting shaft I may have liked it a bit more. The butterfly clitoral attachment also seemed to completely miss my clit altogether. This toy is just very frustrating to me and I wouldn’t recommend it to any friends.

PROSSquishy, cute, beginner-friendly

CONSCycling through controls to turn off, noisy, sticky.

INTENSITY: 3 out of 5 [Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

NOISE: 2 out of 5 [Low, soft, “white noise” hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

The Butterfly Kiss is a unique ‘rabbit-style’ vibrator. It is made from smooth, squishy TPR and is body-safe. The total length of the Butterfly Kiss is 7 inches with an insertable length of 3 inches. It has a circumference of 3 3/4 inches and a diameter of 1 1/8 inches. It is unscented, tasteless, and phthalate-free. The toy is smooth throughout, except near the bottom where it is nubby with a heart pattern, which I found was great for gripping when thrusting with this toy. 

This isn’t a toy for ‘size queens’ or those who like their toys girthy. I would definitely recommend this toy to beginners and those who don’t like large toys. The TPR material is smooth and squishy which is also something I would reccomend to a beginning toy user as the Butterfly Kiss will give you some ‘give’ when inserting it. The shaft is very bendy without much effort. 

The Butterfly Kiss is waterproof and features three speeds of vibration. 

The toy is powered by two AAA batteries, which are not included. The controls for the toy are located on the bottom and are simple as pushing a button to turn it on and cycle through the vibrations. You will have to cycle through to turn it off as well which I found to be quite frustrating. I also noticed that instead of a steady cyling, there’s an ‘off’ pause. So click on the first vibration and then click it again and it turns off, click it again for the second, and then off again. 

I also found this toy to go through batteries VERY quickly. 

To load your batteries, just screw off the bottom and there are markings of positive and negative to be able to load the batteries properly. Screw the bottom back on, and you’re ready to go! 

Vrooms & Bees 

This toy is SUPER buzzy. The noise is distracting and also very irritating/annoying. On the upside, this toy can only be heard if you’re in the same room. 

Speed 1: 1 vroom, 1 bee 
Speed 2: 2 vrooms, 2 bees 
Speed 3: 3 vrooms, 2 bees 

Nothing really earth-shattering as far as vrooms since one motor is trying to distribute vibrations through a material that isn’t really vibration receptive to begin with. 

Care & Feeding 

TPR is less porous than cyberskin but more porous than silicone so I recommend using condoms when sharing. TPR toys cannot be disinfected with boiling water. You can wash them with warm water and toy cleaner or mild soap. Because The Butterfly Kiss comes in just a cardboard box and a un-resealable baggie, I would reccomend storing it in the box or in a toy pouch to keep it from attracting dust, lint, hair, etc. 

TPR toys are best used with water-based or silicone-based lubes. 

Packaging 

The Butterfly Kiss comes in a typical cardboard box with pictures of the toy on it, not exactly the most discreet if you’re planning to give this as a gift or are trying to keep your toys away from prying eyes. 

Unfortunately, this toy starts losing more marks with me because I found trying to get it out of the plastic baggie was super difficult as the bag stuck to the toy. The TPR was very sticky and I found it very frustrating to unpackage this toy. 

OVERALL VERDICT: 2 out of 5 paws up

[Review] PicoBong Toy Spray

The PicoBong Toy Spray is fantastic for those whom don’t want to lug around a giant bottle of toy cleaner everywhere they go. The spray ‘pen’ is discreet, and small enough to go just about anywhere!

PROSCute, Travel-Friendly, Discreet

CONS: None so far

PicoBong’s Toy Cleanser Pen Spray is simply that, a toy cleanser cleverly disguised as a pen. Pop off the cap and spray your toys before or after use. In five seconds all those germy nasties are killed, and all you have to do next is wipe off your toy (hopefully with something clean so it doesn’t get contaminated again) and you’re ready to store or rock and roll! The unique formula doesn’t just kill germs that are already on your toy, it helps prevent new ones from setting up camp, which is particularly good to know if you’re going to be storing a particular toy for quite a while. 

The Toy Cleanser Pen Spray is alcohol-free, body-safe, and only contains gentle ingredients that are approved by the FDA. 

It is lightly scented by the ingredients used and is not overpowering. You can only really smell it if you’re placing the Pen Spray directly under your nose (and honestly, why would you want to do that?) I personally would not want to ingest this, even for science. Don’t try this at home kids. 

The directions for use are simple: 

1. Remove cap 
2. Spray Toy 
3. Wait 5 seconds 
4. Wipe! 

The spray works both right-side up and upside down with no issues whatsoever. 

Ingredients 

Aqua(water),Propylene Glycol, Phenoxyethanol,Decyl Glucoside,PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate,PEG-12 Dimethicone,Sucralose,Sorbitol,Zinc Gluconate,Zinc Acetate,Zinc Lactate, Chlorhexidine Gluconate,Citric Acid,Disodium EDTA,Benazlkonium Chloride 

Learn about the AWESOME of Chorhexidine here, written by Kindred. 

Packaging 

The PicoBong Toy Spray is in a cute, 0.34 fl oz, blue, pen-like spray container. At 5 1/2″ long, it’s the perfect travel companion and heck, you can even fit it into your pocket. Most folks will probably think it’s just a cool looking pen as opposed to a toy cleaner. Only those whom know the PicoBong logo will be onto you. 

OVERALL VERDICT: 5 out of 5 paws up

[Review] Cake Beauty Milk-Made Hydrating Moisture Milk

Milk Made Moisture Milk does exactly as it says on the bottle. However, don’t be expecting super hydration of your skin. The stickiness of the product is enough to turn me away from it, as it takes quite some time to dry, especially on my hands.

PROSSmells lovely, recyclable bottle

CONSSticky, Cannot spray upside down

Milk-Made Moisture Milk is a spray-on body lotion by Cake Beauty. It’s a perfect before or after bath/shower beauty tool and leaves your skin feeling soft and having a sweet raspberry/vanilla scent that is not overpowering. The scent lingers for a while, but starts to dissipate to the point where you would only smell it if you have your arm or a partner’s neck directly under your nose. 

The consistency is very thin, but not runny unless you apply a lot of product to one area. I found the consistency to be similar to watered down milk. (Drop a few ice cubes in your glass of milk and let them melt) 

One thing I did not like about the texture of the Moisture Milk is that after it is applied and rubbed in, it is a bit sticky until it dries. This drove me nuts, especially on my hands. I did not notice any itchiness or other sensitivities with this product. 

Ingredients 

Water (aqua), Isopropyl Palmitate, Caprylic/Capric Trigylceride, Glycerin, Glyceryl Stearate, Polysorbate 20, Fragrance (Parfum), Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Althaea Officinalis (Marshmallow) Extract, Milk Lipid, Inulin Lauryl Carbamate, Xanthan Gum, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Sorbic Acid, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Sodium Hydroxide, Tetrasodium EDTA 

People with certain ‘fragrance’ sensitivities and those with coconut allergies may want to steer clear.


Cake Beauty products do not contain any parabens or triclosan. The products are not tested on animals and they are also manufactured in Canada. 

Packaging 

Milk-Made Moisturizing Milk comes in an 8.5oz spray bottle. The bottle is completely recyclable so if you have such facilities in your area, do Mother Earth a favour and recycle your bottle! It was contained in a plastic baggie during shipping to guard against leakage. 

The packaging is very feminine-oriented, but guys, don’t let that steer you away from this product, you’re more than welcome to use it too! 

OVERALL VERDICT: 3 out of 5 paws up