What is your favorite word?
I find I say “dude” a lot
What is your least favorite word?
Ones that are difficult to pronounce, like specific. FUCK THAT WORD.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Excuse me while I pull my mind out of the gutter….HAHAHA fat chance of that happening.
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck and cunt. People might find cunt offensive as all get out, but I enjoy it when towards the female genitalia. Pussy just makes me think of cats and people should not be doing lewd things with their cats.
What sound or noise do you love?
The tea kettle whistling, my girlfriend’s voice, the niece or nephew laughing
What sound or noise do you hate?
I hate high-pitched noises. They are very painful. I have a very rational fear that a high-pitched noise will rob me of what’s left of my hearing…
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I don’t have a profession
What profession would you not like to do?
Legit anything you find on Dirty Jobs
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Heaven doesn’t exist, and neither does god, I ain’t even going to answer this hypothetically