1. Do you give pet names to anything? (e.g. Significant other. Car. Breasts. Penis. Vagina.)
2. Is there a pet name that you can’t stand being called?
Haven’t come across one….yet. Hahahaha.
3. Has your body ever done something that you didn’t understand? Even if it was a ‘first time’ something happened?
Squirting. It only happened once and I was like, “YO, WHAT THE FUCK.” I know some women are capable of doing it but I didn’t expect to be one of them. I haven’t been able to do it again though. I’m not entirely sure how I did it the first time anyway.
4. Which body part do you spend the most time on? (grooming, applying, etc.)
I probably spend the most time taking a razor to my vulva. Having hair there and then she sweats….ugh I hate the feeling so I just shave it all off save for a mons hair patch I’m particularly fond of twirling around my finger and tugging on it. /masochist
5. The name of the best lover you’ve ever had?
6. Have you ever taken an ex back?
Yes, two of them. [not at the same time, obviously.] Of course, after the second breakups I learned that this just isn’t working!!