lordy lordy lordy am i late with this one. i had it all saved and just kept getting sidetracked. of course in my defense, other life obligations will always trump blogging any day.
anyshoe, let’s get on with….
FIVE FICTIONAL COUPLES I SHIP!
now, i have an entire friggin’ fleet of ships, but literally one entire OTP [One True Pairing] and that’s probably really strange but i take the statement literally. i do not have an OTP for every fandom, i have literally one pairing that sits above all the little baby ships i have. besides the obivious of Kinny / Ritty [pathetic excuse of making up a ship name for my own relationship…] i’m going to try to get this squeezed down to five so….let’s see here:
o1. THE OTP: Fanille [Fang/Vanille from Final Fantasy XIII]
i literally eat, sleep and breathe this ship. i’ve cosplayed it [2012, 2013, 2014] i’ve met my girlfriend cosplaying it.  it has a special place in my heart. i have so many similarities to Vanille it would eat your heart out, but that’s a story for another day.
o2. Kiliel [Kili/Tauriel from The Hobbit film trilogy]
this ship was doomed before it even began. it’s probably the most painful ship on my list. i’m still not over Battle of The Five Armies.
03. VampGhost [Mitchell/Annie from Being Human UK]
another heartbreaking ship. caused me to throw things at my TV towards the end of Series 3 because Mitchell was being a serious dick. Of course he gets his shit together when it’s too late. i do like to think that they found each other again when Annie finally crossed over, though.
o4. Bubbline [Princess Bubblegum / Marceline the Vampire Queen from Adventure Time]
i don’t feel i need to explain myself for this one. the ship basically sails itself, and it would be a thing if Cartoon Network didn’t get into an assload of trouble for it. so unfortunately, they must for the sake of the children, tiptoe around it. my nephew is eight, and he knows that i’m gay. he’s not “damaged” by it.
05. Rizzles [Jane Rizzoli / Maura Isles from Rizzoli and Isles]
the best gay [but not actually supposed to be gay] ship ever. the powers that be of this show just make it so fucking queer. it’s just to the point where they need to yell, YES, THESE LADIES ARE BISEXUAL! by now.
for the complete list of my current ships, you can hop on over here.
in other news, this is my 400th post. onwards to 500!