[UNBOXING] #LootCrate April 2015 “Fantasy”

“Kitty! the April 2015 Loot Crate is SO yesterday!”

here’s the thing: I KNOW.

Loot Crate sent me an email that they were having a Surplus Crate Sale and the April 2015 crate was one of the offerings. i already knew what was contained within because hey, i watch unboxing videos as well as slap them together. [imagine that!] and for $20 i ran screaming to order one, foaming at the mouth. [okay, perhaps a bit less rabid.]

i also kinda go for past subscription boxes if the company makes them available because then i am spared disappointment if i ABSOLUTELY HATE a box and i threw money towards a subscription…

well it arrived yesterday, and i was squeeing in glee! i actually was going to contact them on Monday because “hey, you took my money like a week ago and i have gotten no indication of shipment yet…” but lo and behold, here it is! a quick rundown of the items in the Crate are in the above video, but if you cannot view the video for whatever reason…onwards for hardcore photographic content! [i don’t even watch hardcore pr0nz, kids. not my thing. but hey, I’M FUCKING PUNNY. harhar.]

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Loot Crate exterior // Crate as it appears at first open // Loot Crate comic no .21 / item listing booklet // Loot Crate monthly theme pin

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Dungeons & Dragons Tee [affectionately known as the Ampersand Dragon tee by me.]

i’m actually not really big on D&D, but more fond of endless hours of Vampire: The Masquerade. Dungeons & Dragons really has some negative memories for me, like my ex-boyfriend telling me i was “a girl, and therefore too dumb to comprehend D&D.” and my Dad having this electronic Dungeons & Dragons game where the noises it made would SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME as a kid, especially the “THE DRAGON’S COMING!” noise.

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Game of Thrones House Stark Sigil USB Drive

you can never have too many USB drives! this is a 4GB [my computer technically says 3.80GB] USB flash drive in the shape of the House Stark sigil [DIRE WOLF!] from Game of Thrones

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The Princess Bride playing cards

simple and straightforwards, it’s a deck of cards with a The Princess Bride theme!

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Black Tie Geek Role-playing Game bowtie

DAPPER GEEK!

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Inflatable Crown

i haven’t blown this up yet, but it reminds me of the crowns you get from Burger King with the kids’ meals. I’M GUNNA LOOK SO BAD ASS. as for the “I AM THE SWAG QUEEN!” mention in the video, i cannot yet reveal what that’s about, but if you follow me on Twitter and have watched me somewhat live-tweet AnimeNEXT last month, it makes a whole lot of sense. if not, you’ll just have hang tight some more until i finish the Saturday con report.

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Harry Potter Platform 9 and 3 Quarters Luggage Tag

i’m not entirely sure when i’ll find a use for this, but hey…HARRY POTTER STUFF! and perhaps one day i’ll take an excursion in an airplane where it will necessary.

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Game of Thrones House Sigil magnet set

one day i will be in my own dwelling and these will be on my fridge, YOU BET YOUR ASS THEY WILL!

if you made it this far, congrats! see you next time for the next guts reveal of a subscription box!

2 Comment

  1. I think the luggage tag is pretty cool!

    1. i think so too. 😀

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