1. When you first skied down the slopes of love with your significant other were you a:
a. bunny hill beginner
b. a seasoned ski bum
c. black diamond risk-taker pulling out all the tricks and inversions
2. If you had a sexual encounter in a taxi cab and the meter was running, costing you $1 per minute. How much would that cab ride cost you?
we can go for hours, at least until sensitivity starts to hurt and physical exhaustion kicks in… going by most recent sexual encounter [not in a taxi cab, mind you.] we’d probably be the range of $150-200. […..do they take Visa? hahaha.]
3. Who has the better sense of humor, you or your significant other?
we both have a pretty perverted sense of humor.
4. What is the weirdest part of your nightly bedtime routine?
i think my bedtime routine is pretty…average?
5. Fill in the blank: I can’t stand to be called ______ .
Ma’am! first of all, i’m only 27, and while i may present in a feminine manner, i am agender! presentation does not equal gender identity. keep that in mind.
call me Ma’am when i’m like….40, but even then i’d hiss at you.
6. What household item do you use and never put back where it belongs?
probably the cordless phone. it only goes back on its cradle if the battery is dead.
Bonus: The first bed you ever had sex in, was it twin, double, queen, king -sized or some other size?
Double, and it was mine. ;P
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