#700 [Mr. Bombastic]

1) This song is a rather shameless come-on by an accomplished ladies’ man. Do you enjoy flirting?

i’m actually really, really terrible at flirting. it’s so fucking awkward.

2) Shaggy sings that he’s like a turtle coming out of his shell. Do you think turtles, snakes and lizards make good pets? Or would you prefer a companion animal that has fur or feathers?

i prefer companion animals of the furry variety

3) He also sings that if you don’t feel like driving, you should hand him the keys. Are you comfortable letting others drive your car?

i don’t have a car, i’m medically not allowed to drive

4) He tries to woo the girl with the promise of a bubble bath. Do you enjoy relaxing in the tub? Or do you view baths and showers as simply part of your hygiene routine, like brushing your teeth?

bubble baths are pretty damn rad, but only with Lush bombs, ‘cos then you’re not getting any of that extra crap that makes your junk angry

5) Born Orville Burrell, Shaggy took his stage name from his shaggy hair. Using your hair as inspiration, what would your stage name be?

Shaved rager [i have no clue, don’t ask.]

6) Sam admits she hadn’t thought about this 20+ year old song in years, until she heard it on a Chase Bank commercial. According to the Federal Reserve Bank, checkwriting dropped more than 50% between 2000 and 2010. Who received the last check you wrote?

my mother, for this month’s rent. i actually was surprised i used up a whole book of checks between rent and medical bills

7) Which would you prefer to receive in a birthday card: a $25 check or a $20 Target gift card?

i’d take the check and hope it doesn’t bounce

8) Sam’s mother refuses to pay bills online. All the news stories about data breaches scare her. Have you ever been hacked? If so, did it take long to get the situation resolved?

i had my XBOX Live account hacked years ago, and more recently in May some clod got my credit card. the credit card resolution was a lot faster.

9) In 1995, when this song was popular, Michael Jordan “unretired” and returned to the Chicago Bulls. Tell us about a decision you made that you wish you could undo.

i don’t regret any of my decisions

#699 [The Mad Hatter’s Meme]

What’s the meaning or inspiration of your blog’s title?

indecisiveness

 

Tell us why we should like your favorite band.

i have to choose just one?!?

Who is your favorite model of all-time? Why?

i don’t have a favorite model, at least, i don’t think i do?

Does it bother you when people talk about their pets? Why?

ABSOLUTELY NOT! please tell me about your pets, especially if you have cats or hamsters

Tell us about your favorite holiday.

i like Christmas because nothing beats the look on a loved one’s face when you get them something they’ve really wanted

What was the last fabulous meal that you ate? Where were you?

i was at home, and i made the most bangin’ baked potato with taco cheese in the new fancy NuWave oven thing we bought

What’s your lucky number and why?

13, because most people think it’s unlucky

What are five things you hate?

– loud noises
– ignorance
– people who chew with their mouth open
– people who talk on the phone while on line at Starbucks or where-ever and it’s their turn to order
– people who hate other people based on their sexual orientation, religion, etc

What are five things you love?

– all the teeth-rotting PDA with my boo bear
– video games
– cosplay
– childhood aesthetics
– PLUSHIES

Tell us a secret you can because other than us, who’ll read this anyway?

BUT it wouldn’t be a secret anymore, and that defeats the purpose….and while nobody reads this mindless drivel of mine anymore, a secret is a secret

What is the favorite body feature of yourself?

my eye balls

Is there a tattoo that you want? If you don’t have one, gun-to-your-head so you have to get one, what would it be?

i have a few tattoos that i want, but i’m a chicken due to the involvement of sharp objects

What do you love about yourself? What do you hate about yourself? Who is someone you miss?

i miss my grandparents on my mother’s side, i hardly love anything about myself and i got a laundry list of hates so…

[#698 It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World]

1) Before he was able to support himself as a musician, James Brown shined shoes, boxed, picked peanuts and delivered groceries. He admitted he didn’t enjoy any of those jobs. What was your least favorite job?

scooping poop at a horse farm

2) What job have you enjoyed the most?

deli in a cafe, up until we changed food service companies and the new manager was a dick

3) James loved performing and in the mid-60s, played 335-350 dates/year. Do you have time off this weekend? Or will you be working?

i have time off

4) With that grueling schedule, James spent a lot of time on the road. Do you enjoy traveling and staying in hotels? Or are you a homebody who prefers to sleep in your own bed?

i like my own bed

5) While Millennials are the largest generation in the workforce, millions of Baby Boomers are still part of American labor. Do you think it’s easy or hard for people of different generations to work together? Or don’t you think age matters?

it depends on the job / peoples’ personalities

6) 72% of employers report that they give their employees sick days. Tell us about a time when you called in sick, but weren’t.

i never called in sick when i worked. i even went to work sick because i needed the money

7) According to the 2010 Census, 5.9 million Americans regularly work from home. Is working from home something you have/you would enjoy? Or do you benefit from interaction with coworkers?

working from home is the bomb dot com

8) 12% of workers report they prefer to report for work early — before 7:00 AM — so they can get more done. Are you a morning person?

nooooooo!

9) The NFL season starts on September 8. How do you think your team will do this year?

i don’t care about football, i care about hockey season starting on September 26th.