Sunday Stealing: The Ginormous Questions

1. Are you single?

nope, i am engaged!

2. Are your parents still married?

yes

3. Are you in love?

yes

4. Do you believe in love at first sight?

oh heck yeah!

5. Who ended your last relationship?

future’s uncertainties, and falling in love with someone else

6. Have you ever been hurt by a break up?

who hasn’t!

7. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

probably

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

not to my knowledge

9. Prefer love or lust?

love

10. Prefer a few best friends or many regular friends?

few best friends

11. Wild night out or romantic night in?

a night in!

12. Back in the day: Been caught sneaking out?

nope

13. Ever wanted something/someone so badly it hurt?

yep

14. Who are/is your best friend(s)?

they know who they are. <3

15. Ever wanted to disappear?

yep

16. First attraction: Smile or eyes?

both!

17. Prefer intelligence or attraction?

intelligence. sex my brain before anything else

18. Last phone call you received?

Food Stamps re-certification interview

19. Last thing you drank?

tea~

20. Before your current one, when was your last relationship?

about six years ago

21. Do you and your family get along?

for the most part, yeah

22. Would you say you have a “screwed up life”?

i do

23. Have you ever gotten kicked out somewhere? If yes, do tell.

nope

24. Do you trust all your friends?

i trust none of them, mostly because i have trust issues

25. Who knows the most about you?

nobody knows everything about me, but i’d say T does cos he’s known me for 10+ years

 

Sunday Stealing: The High School Questions

1. Did you date someone from your school?

yes

2. Did you marry someone from your high school?

nope

3. Did you car pool to school?

nope, took the bus!

4. What kind of car did you have?

5. What kind of car do you have now?

no car then or now

6. Its Friday night…where are you now?

in bed reading, watching youtube or playing a video game

7. It is Friday night…where were you then?

drowning in homework probably

8. What kind of job did you have in high school?

i was a food service worker

9. What kind of job do you do now?

i am out on permanent disability

10. Were you a party animal?

nope

11. Were you considered a flirt?

i was called a whore yet i had no relationship / sexual encounters to speak of ever at the time

12. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir?

choir

13. Were you a nerd?

oh hell yeah, still am!

14. Did you get suspended from school?

nope

15. Can you sing the fight song?

do we even have a fight song?

16. Who was/were your favorite teacher?

my history teachers were the bomb.com

17. Where did you sit during lunch?

furthest away from human interaction

18. What was your school’s full name?

Central Regional

19. Where did you party the most?

i never partied

20. What was your school mascot?

Golden Eagle

21. Would you do it again?

hell no!

22. Did you have fun at Prom?

somewhat, it was awkward cos i went with mostly couples

23. Do you still talk to the person you went to Prom with?

i went stag

24. Are you planning on going to your next reunion?

fuck no!

25. Do you still talk to people from school?

not really

26. What are/were your school’s colors?

maroon and gold [YUCK.]

Saturday 9: C is for Cookie

 

1) This week’s featured artist, Cookie Monster says his favorite TV show is Monsterpiece Theater. What show do you try never to miss?

OMG, so many. Gotham, Vikings, Poldark to name a few.

2) Though he goes by Cookie Monster professionally, he is still called Sid by his family. When will you next get together with your relatives?

not sure, we got together on the 3rd for my parents’ 30th anniversary party though

3) Now for the cookie questions! Where do you weigh in on this age-old controversy: Is a brownie a cookie or a cake?

i would think it is a cross between the two!

4) Fig Newtons contain no cholesterol. Do you read nutrition labels before eating snacks? Or does knowing the truth about your favorite sweets ruin your enjoyment?

i do not, i just eat them

5) Biscotti are designed for dipping into drinks. Do you like to dunk your cookies?

i do!

6) Do you prefer cookies made with milk chocolate chips, dark chocolate chips or semi-sweet chocolate chips? Or are you a rebel who prefers butterscotch chips?

i like milk chocolate and semi-sweet chips

7) Bill Murray once said, “Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.” Do you like raisin cookies?

not at all!!

8) Nabisco still sells animal-shaped cookies in a red box that looks like a train car labeled, “Barnum’s Animals.” However Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus gave their last-ever performance on May 21, 2017. Have you ever been to the circus?

yes i have

9) Have you ever received a memorable fortune in a fortune cookie?

yes!